You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning Audiobook (Free)

From the author from the bestselling classics We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier, and Bless Your Heart, Tramp, comes a assortment of essays so funny, you’ll shoot co’cola out of the nose. Topics include such gems as:

• Why Miss North Carolina is too fine to hate

• How Gwyneth Paltrow really wants to improve your pathetic lifestyle

• Strapped for cash? Try kitty whispering

• Sex every evening for a calendar year? How do you wrap that?

• Get yer Wassail on: It’s carolin’ period

• Airlines serving up one hot mess

• Action amount Jesus

• Why Clay Aiken ain’t marrying your glandular daughter

• Plus much more!

You Can’t Drink All Day unless you Start in the Mornin’ is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.