Wintersmith: (Discworld Novel 35) Audiobook (Free)

Tiffany Aching put 1 foot wrong, made one little mistake .

And now the spirit of winter season is in love with her. He gives her roses and icebergs, says it with avalanches and showers her with snowflakes – which can be tough if you are 13, but also just a little bit . . . cool.

And just because the Wintersmith really wants to marry you is zero reason for neglecting your chores. Therefore Tiffany must look after Miss Treason, who’s 113 and offers far too many eyes, learn the trick of Boffo, catch Horace the cheese, stop the gods from viewing her in the shower –

‘Crivens!’

Oh, yes, and be helped by the Nac Mac Feegles – whether she wants it or not really.

But if Tiffany fails it all out, there will never be another springtime . . .