When’s Happy Hour?: Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work Audiobook (Free)

In this “must-read for girls everywhere” (Lori Harder, author of A Tribe Called Bliss), the New York Moments bestselling authors of I HAD FORMED a Nice Period and Other Lies and Nice Is a Place in France and founders of Betches.com provide us a guide on how to thrive professionally, get ahead in the workforce, and basically end up being the Beyoncé of whatever you desire to do.

We get it. You work shit. You can move from getting blackout at drunk brunch to becoming ready to meet your new boyfriend’s parents in two about When’s Content Hour?: Work Hard So You Can Hardly Work seconds. But how do you proceed from getting the manager of your individual life to acquiring charge of your career? That’s where the Betches come in.

We are dedicated to making you the most successful, betchiest career woman you will be. In the end, we just became Betches after we worked like, very difficult. And today we’re confident enough to help you become the greatest. You’re welcome. You can thank us later on. As New York Times bestselling writer Jessica Knoll says, “I only ever wish the cold, hard truth from a betch.”

So whether you’re trying to become CEO, navigate an office hookup, or just save enough cash to visit happy hour double a week, we’re here to help. It’s time for you to channel your internal Elle Woods, Miranda Priestly, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Per our last email, you better read this.