What the Hell Happened to Me?: The Truth About Menopause and Beyond Audiobook (Free)

Ladies, if you ‘feel heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with perspiration, you’re hands possess gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet,’ unless you’re running right through the Mohave desert, you’re in menopause. If you have investigated the reflection and pondered ‘What the hell happened to me?’ You’re probably beyond menopause. In any event, this audiobook is usually for you. Two dozen amusing rhymes covering from wrinkles to spider blood vessels, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You understand what’s been happening to you, now you have to learn what’s coming coming. Written with an irreverent, dried out love of life it’s the ideal antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations to getting old. So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these 24 funny women and know you are not alone. If you can only remember to purchase it, you’re destined to have some great, big, bloated belly laughs!