Undead and Unreturnable Audiobook (Free)

MaryJanice Davidson-the self-proclaimed ‘anti-Anne Rice’-is a USA Today best-selling writer who in addition has cracked the extended New York Times list with her refreshing and funny vampire novels. Starring vampire queen Betsy Taylor, the tales explore an underworld where animals of the night not only dread sunshine, but also pay their bills promptly. Christmas is approaching, and since the holidays certainly are a time for relatives and buddies, Betsy takes share of her circumstance. Her half-sister may be the devil’s girl. She has an evil stepmother. A despicable creature lives in her basement. Most unsettling of most, she has a spring wedding ceremony to plan. But simply when Betsy thinks she may not survive the vacation season, she’s a nice thought-she’s already useless.