Two Witches and a Whiskey Audiobook (Free)

90 days ago, We landed a job like a bartender. However, not at a bar-at a guild. Yeah, the magic kind.

I’m not really a badass mage like my three smokin’ sizzling best friends. I’m not a sorcerer or an alchemist, or perhaps a wussy witch. I’m just a individual, slinging drinks like a pro and keeping my non-magical nasal area out of mythic business. Seriously, I know my limits.

So why am I currently position in a black-magic ritual circle across from a fae lord?

Somewhere behind me, my three mage friends are battling for his or her lives. Somewhere near my foot may be the rogue witch I simply knocked out having a stolen spell. And I have about five seconds to encourage this very furious sea god not to shmoosh me just like a insect.

I’m confident this wasn’t area of the job description.