This Book is Full of Spiders Audiobook (Free)

Warning: You may have an enormous, invisible spider surviving in your skull. This isn’t a metaphor. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing points as ridiculous fearmongering is, actually, the first indicator of parasitic spider infection – the creature secretes a chemical into the human brain to induce skepticism, in order to prevent you from looking for a remedy. That’s equally well, since the “treat” consists of learning what a string saw likes like. You can’t experience the spider, because it settings your nerve endings. You can’t see it, because it decides what you see. You won’t actually experience it when it breeds. And it will breed. Just what exactly happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We are all about to discover out. Just stay calm, and remember that letting you know about the spider scenario is not exactly like having triggered it. I’m simply the messenger. Also if I do sort of cause it. In any event, I won’t hold it against you if you’re upset. I know that’s just the spider speaking.