The Werewolf’s Guide to Life: A Manual for the Newly Bitten Audiobook (Free)
- Robertson Dean
- 5 h 30 min
- Random House (Audio)
- 2009-09-29
Summary:
Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature within the last thirty days? Was it after the sun had set and under a complete moon? If you responded to, “yes” to both these questions, there’s a good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You will have less than a month before the complete moon returns and with it your first transformation right into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but initial, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who don’t have usage of this reserve about The Werewolf’s Guidebook alive: A Manual for the Recently Bitten die during or shortly after their 1st transformations, generally because of heart failure, gunshot wounds, publicity, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be utilized as guides to living being a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. Because of this, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy will not.
* You aren’t a monster.
The Werewolf’s Information alive cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you’re really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news headlines to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You are unable to afford never to read this reserve. Your very existence depends upon it.
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