The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: A Definitive Encyclopaedia Of Existing Information Audiobook (Free)

Are you a witless cretin without reason to live? Do you want to know more about every little bit of knowledge ever? Have you got cash? Then congratulations, because just with time for the loss of life of the print industry as we know it comes the final book ever published, and the only person you will ever need: The Onion’s compendium of most things known.

Replete with an astonishing assemblage of specifics, illustrations, maps, graphs, threats, blood, and additional costs to edify even the most simple-minded book-buyer, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE is packed with important information-such as the life stages of the Aunt; locations to kill one’s self in Utica, New York; and the dimensions of a female bucket, or ‘pail.’ With hundreds of entries for many 27 letters of the alphabet, THE ONION BOOK OF KNOWN KNOWLEDGE must be purchased immediately in order to avoid the sting of eternal ignorance.