The New Rules for Blondes Audiobook (Free)

Article writer, comedienne, and full-time Blonde, Selena Coppock presents up travels, misadventures, and golden-hued nuggets of intelligence within a laugh-out-loud anthem for all those of us who have really do have more fun . .

The modern blonde is savvy, smart, confident, capable, rather than afraid to have a good laugh at herself when the occasion calls for it. She understands who she is and is prepared to subvert all stereotypes (although she’s not above wielding her fantastic tresses to her advantage), and understands how to end up being both classy and just a little brassy.

In the way only a Boston-bred New Yorker who once gained “Best Hair” in her senior high school graduating class could, Coppock doles out tongue-in-cheek advice about avoiding hair disasters, the consequences of dating a man who cares a touch too much about his own hair product, and so much more in an outrageous essay collection which will have also the staunchest of raven-haired beauties considering a vacation towards the nearest salon.