The Gap Yah Plannah Audiobook (Free)

Orlando, the initial Sloane-dog and intrepid gapper, can finally discharge his diaries to inspire other tourists to check out in his chunder-filled footsteps. From sleepless nights in Buenos Aires to charitable endeavours in Tanzanah, Orlando gives the low-down on the ultimate gap experience…

Just back from his moves, our intrepid Sloane-dog really wants to pass on the data he has actually gleaned approximately the world’s finest cash-lash ratio hotspots, cultural landmarks (bars), and about The Distance Yah Plannah the means of societies apart from our own (taking a cow in Cambodia).

Rootling around Tarquin’s rucksack, Orlando finds a battered guidebook – sadly all but completely defaced with chunder in one of their many heroic Pisco Sour, Margarita or Mai Tai sessions. To compile the best dossier of information for the decades that will stick to in his Ugg-booted footsteps, Orlando offers snipped out the salvageable pieces and interspersed them with web pages from his personal diary and some other pieces and bobs he’s found on the online or in the liner of his handbag.

From budgeting for your time away (mummy and daddy’s credit card) and what not to bring (landmines – they’ve already got a lot over here, if anything, too many), to how to claim ‘vomcano’ in Spanish, this is the absolutely essential religious, political and cultural guideline to making the most of your difference yah.