The Fifth Elephant: (Discworld Novel 24) Audiobook (Free)

They say that diplomacy is a gentle art. That learning it really is a lifetime’s work. But you perform need a certain inclination in that direction. It’s not something you can just detect the job.

A couple of days ago Sam Vimes was a copper – an important copper, true – key of police – but still, at his core, a policeman. But today he’s an ambassador – to the mystical, fat-rich country of Uberwald. Today, Sam Vimes is also a man on the run.

He has nothing but his native wit as well as the gloomy trousers of Uncle Vanya (don’t talk to). It’s snowing. It’s freezing. And if he can’t make it through the forest to civilization there’s going to be a terrible war.

A couple of monsters on his trail. They’re bright. They’re fast. They’re werewolves – and they’re catching up.