The Dragon Business Audiobook (Free)

King Cullin could be referred to as “the Dragon Slayer,” but he worries his son’s legacy can be as “Ruler Maurice Who Talks with Proper Grammar.” The guy retains his nose buried in parchments, starry-eyed at the thought of noble knights and eager to hand royal yellow metal to any con man hawking a unicorn horn. Tonight, though, Cullin will inform the prince in the reality behind minstrels’ ridiculous songs of glory….

Long ago, in a kingdom, well, not that definately not here really, young Cullin traveled the countryside simply because squire to brave Sir Dalbry, along with Dalbry’s trusted sidekick Reeger, selling dragon-protection services to every kingdom having a coffer. There have been no dragons, obviously, but having a collection of severed alligator mind and a determination to try out dirty, the trio of con men was crushing your competition. Then along emerged Princess Affonyl.

Tomboyish and using a mind for alchemy, Affonyl faked a dragon of her personal, escaped her arranged marriage, and threw along with Cullin and company. But with her dad sending a staff of do-gooder knights to discover her, the dragon business simply got cutthroat.