The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton: A Parody Audiobook (Free)

The explosive secret e-mails Hillary Clinton doesn’t want you to read

(Or maybe she will…She’s crafty like this.)

Remember that time Hillary Clinton admitted that she deleted a large number of e-mails from her ultra-secret personal e-mail address while Secretary of State? Thousands of e-mails, she claimed, about her daughter’s wedding? Well, people aren’t buying it: “Hiding the reality” says THE BRAND NEW York Post. “Conspiracy or incompetence?” asks Al-Jazeera. “Hillary Clinton Don’t Provide a Sh* about The Deleted E-Mails of Hillary Clinton: A Parody t” statements Wonkette. Clearly, these e-mails have to be released immediately.

Now, thanks to John Moe and WikiLoox, the lost communications have been retrieved and placed in this dossier. For the first time, we’ll get a look inside HRC’s well-coiffed mind, reading intimate interactions with family members (Costs, Chelsea), close friends (Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Oprah, Beyonce), and frenemies (Obama, Palin, Putin) as well. We’ll also find out essential details about her private existence, from her pop-culture obsessions to her applying for grants yoga, baking cookies, ‘Scandal,’ plus much more.

Make zero mistake-this is a book of critical country wide importance. Pursuing her journey from mother-of-the-bride to commandress-in-chief, we’ll observe how HRC holders the most complicated situations she might face in the White House, including how exactly to respond to individuals who ‘reply all’ to e-mails and how to wrangle pantsuit merchants as they contend, with increasing desperation, for her attention. On the way, we will finally get the portrait we need-the one our nation deserves-of the woman we may shortly call ‘Madam President.’

Read simply by Sarah Scott, Robin Rae Eller, Kimberly Farr, Jim Meskimen, and John Moe.