The Bible of Unspeakable Truths Audiobook (Free)

Renowned fake conventional pundit Stephen Colbert may have coined the word truthiness, but it’s Greg Gutfeld, actual conservative political pundit and host of the Fox News flash Channel’s Red Eye, who has produced a name for himself by unabashedly pronouncing the actual uncomfortable truthiness of life that’s sure to shock the P.C. THE BIBLE OF UNSPEAKABLE TRUTHS is normally packed filled with his most intense (and amusing) rants, with each section devoted to a single ‘unspeakable truth.’ For example, in a single about The Bible of Unspeakable Truths section he might be ranting that ‘liberals will be the least liberal minded people you understand,’ and within the next, ‘you aren’t racist in the event that you make fun of poor whites.’ There might even be graphs and diagrams aswell.

Though Gutfeld is most beneficial known for his ‘straight-from-the-gut’ politics commentary, as featured every night on Red Vision as well as his blog, The Daily Gut, this book goes well beyond politics, exploring pop culture, current events, and just about any other facet of life, such as ‘if house cats were your size, they might eat you with out a second thought,’ ‘PETA would never march for any vulture,’ ‘the media wanted bird flu to kill thousands,’ ‘attractive people don’t write for a full time income,’ and ‘Ethan Hawke is a rodent.’

With an irreverent voice, sharp wit, and a take on nearly everything, this ‘manual about how exactly to take into account things, for people equipped to think about things’ will be one which listeners either love wholeheartedly, or want to hate — and can guarantee to entertain and amuse anyone who’s have you been afraid to state what they really thought. As Greg says, ‘In the end, this reserve should cause you to nod your mind a whole lot, and chuckle more. If it doesn’t then you should probably seek medical help. I did. And I am the better for this!’