Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave: Observations, Rants, and Other Uplifting thoughts About Life Audiobook (Free)

The star of Bravo’s breakout scripted comedy Odd Mother Out shares her razor-sharp wit and backhanded wisdom in a deeply observed and outrageously funny collection of musings, lists, essays, and outrages.

From her unique lingo (things don’t merely frighten her, they “M. Night time Shyamalan her out”) to her gimlet-eyed view of narrow-mindedness, to her morbid but curiously life-affirming parenting design, Jill Kargman is nothing if not really original. Within this hilarious new publication, the sharp-elbowed about Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave: Observations, Rants, and Other Uplifting thoughts About Life mom of three turns her unconventional lens on existence and death and everything among, including

• the politically right peer pressure she sensed from the brand new mothers in her hood, the women who supplied the grist for the mill of her strike television show

• the development of her aesthetic from Miami Vice vibrant (a very brief flirtation) to Wed Addams-meets-rocker chic

• her deep-seated New Yorker’s pain with moving vehicles that aren’t taxis and subways (a.k.a. “suburban panic disorder”)

• the family obsession with reading obituaries because of their medical revelations and property news value

• why, in a property of tan-orexic baby-oil seaside bakers, she chooses to honor the valor of her ghostly pallor

From a hellish visit to the Happiest Put on Earth to her uncommon wedding night with Russell Crowe to her adrenaline-pumping Homosexual Pride parade encounter, Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave is really as wonderfully indecent and entertaining being a springtime break street trip with your best friend. Assuming your best friend may be the kind of gal who still wears a motorbike jacket to pick up the kids at school.

Praise for Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave

“We love her on Bravo’s Odd Mom Out, and in Sprinkle Glitter on My Grave, Jill Kargman brings us a hilarious essay collection about existence, death, and everything among.”-PopSugar

“The release (which reads partly just like a memoir, or what we should imagine it might be like to have a ladies’ night in with the article writer) is a humorous reserve filled with a nearer look at the New York native’s youth and family, aswell as her unfiltered opinions on any number of subjects, like parenting and style.”-Bravotv.com

“[A] love notice to her deeply macabre family.”-Vogue

“The inventor of Bravo’s Unusual Mother Out, Kargman meals out a number of essays that poke fun at herself, her family members, friends, and the world generally . . Prepare to have a good laugh.”-Kirkus Reviews

“A comedic, lively take on [Kargman’s] lifestyle as an opinionated, Jewish indigenous New Yorker . . . sharpened and funny . . . Those looking for a new, fun tone of voice that doesn’t obtain too heavy will love Kargman’s perspective, which is certainly rich with gratitude, laughs, and a wholesome appreciation for the color black.”-Publisher’s Weekly