So You’re Going Bald! Audiobook (Free)

Educational, uplifting, and thoroughly hilarious, this rollicking “bald memoir” is usually a one-stop guide to appreciating life as you lose nice hair, and offers dating, grooming, marriage, sex, and even toupee advice for bald men and the individuals who claim to love them.

Humorist and comedy television article writer Julius Sharpe woke up on 9/11 to his own personal catastrophe: his hair was falling out in clumps. So You’re Going Bald is his hilarious odyssey-a tale filled up with despair, horror, acceptance, and humor that about Therefore You’re Heading Bald! everyone can relate to, whether you’re nineteen or nearing ninety-or are simply just bald-curious.

Seeing that Julius tells it, heading bald is for-real traumatic. Shedding his locks preoccupied his days and held him up Googling every night for five directly years. He suffered in private, but now he’s making it his objective that no cue ball will live alone using the agony of hair thinning ever again. Sharpe examines what this means to be hairless up top, and strolls you through how to look at yourself in the reflection and not want to expire. He outlines the three stages of baldness (anger, even more anger, a lot more anger), and volunteers himself as a guinea pig, screening laser helmets, plugs, and toupees. So You’re Going Bald is normally one-part tough like and one-part motivation . the same manner that Fran Drescher’s Tumor Schmancer inspired a cure for schmancer.

Everybody knows a person who is bald, or going bald, or got their hair cut way too short. In So You’re Heading Bald, Sharper has an psychological roadmap for living life in the bald street, giving voice from what it feels as though to learn that “grass doesn’t grow on the busy street.”