Sinbad’s Guide to Life Audiobook (Free)

A hilarious guide to life from a man who has “lived large and fallen hard–lost every job I ever endured, messed up everybody I’ve ever dated, been kicked from every institution I’ve ever experienced”–and still survived; offering observations on courage (“Plenty of guys brag they’d fight off anything to save their girl. Yeah, right–there is no feeling in both us dying”), discipline (“If you’ve got to obtain whupped, your father is the guy. Mothers don’t prevent until you’re bleeding to death”), money (” about Sinbad’s Guide to Life Before computers, assessments were great…local ones took fourteen days to clear”), men and women (“If there were no women in the world, men will be naked, driving trucks, living in dirt”), underwear (“Women, do not purchase your men bikini underpants”), love (“When you can get yourself a car with no money down, you may get a boyfriend or girlfriend”), marriage (“There is no compromise, you either go to the basketball game or you go to a movie you hate”), divorce (“a couple of zero Betty Ford clinics for strung-out lovers. You have to go cold turkey”), dieting (“I would be hanging out at McDonald’s, tapping in the windowpane: ‘Don’t throw out those fries!’”), parenting (“If they caught Jeffrey Dahmer, his mom was defensive: ‘He usually had a healthy urge for food…’”), technology, plus much more.