Razor Girl: A Novel Audiobook (Free)

The brand new full-tilt, unstoppably hilarious and entertaining novel through the best-selling author of Skinny Dip and Bad Monkey

When Lane Coolman’s car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Tips, what appears to be a typical accident is not (this is Hiaasen!). Behind the wheel of the various other car is Merry Mansfield–the eponymous Razor Girl–and the crash rip-off is only the start of events that spiral crazily uncontrollable while unleashing some of the wildest characters about Razor Female: A Novel Hiaasen has ever arranged loose around the web page. There’s Trebeaux, the owner of Sedimental Journeys–a business that steals sand from one seaside to restore erosion on another . Dominick ‘Big Noogie’ Aeola, a NYC mafia capo using a flavor for tropic-wear . . . Buck Nance, a Wisconsin accordionist who has rebranded himself as the star of a redneck reality display known as Bayou Brethren . . . a street psycho known as Blister who’s even more Buck Nance than Buck could ever become . . . Brock Richardson, a Miami product-liability lawyer who’s obtaining dangerously–and deformingly–hooked on the E.D. item he’s litigating against . . . and Andrew Yancy–formerly Detective Yancy, busted down to the Key Western roach patrol after accosting his then-lover’s spouse using a Dirt Buster. Yancy believes that if he can singlehandedly solve a high-profile murder, he’ll get his detective badge back. Which the Razor Girl could be the key to Yancy’s potential will become as surprising as anything else he encounters along the way–including the large Gambian rats that are livening up his restaurant inspections.