Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31) Audiobook (Free)

It begun mainly because an abrupt strange fancy .

Polly Perks had to become a boy in a rush. Trimming off her hair and putting on trousers was easy. Understanding how to fart and belch in public and walk as an ape took more time . . .

And today she’s enlisted in the army, and searching for her lost brother.

But there are a battle on. Almost always there is a war on. And Polly and her fellow recruits are abruptly in the heavy of it, without any training, and the enemy is normally hunting them.

All they have on their part is the most artful sergeant in the army and a vampire with a lust for espresso. Well . . . they possess the Secret. And as they consider the war to the heart of the enemy, they need to use all the resources of . . . the Monstrous Regiment.