Millenneagram: The Enneagram Guide for Discovering Your Truest, Baddest Self Audiobook (Free)

Buckle up, folks. It’s time to jump in, accept your inner personal, and release the things that are holding you back from wholeness. Enter the Millenneagram.

The Enneagram can be an ancient personality typing system that has a sneaky way of revealing who we are and just why we do the things we carry out. Using nine types, it gets to the root of our doubts and motivations, unveiling our inner-most selves.

Millenneagram reinvigorates the Enneagram by setting today’s spin over the vintage nine types. Hannah Paasch, about Millenneagram: The Enneagram Guidebook for Discovering Your Truest, Baddest Self creator of the popular #millenneagream threads on Twitter, reveals how this technique works as a map toward our authentic selves. For Hannah, the Enneagram isn’t about changing who we are, but instead nurturing and caring our whole selves, also the discomfort in the ass characteristics. “Only out of this placement of wholeness, rootedness in who we are, what we believe, and what kind of tale we are writing, will we be able to take action bravely for the sake of justice and mankind – to strategy our f*cked-up globe using the grounded courage it asks folks.”

With her trademark irreverent humor and empowering affirmations, Millenneagram reframes the classic Enneagram types with a brand new perspective and new names that cut right to the chase:

#1 THE DEVICE

“I’m an Enneagram 1 and I COULD Fix This!”

#2 The Parent

“I’m an Enneagram 2 and Can I Get You a Refill?”

#3 The Champion

“I’m an Enneagram 3 and everything I REALLY DO Is Win.”

#4 The Tortured Musician

“I’m an Enneagram 4 and I’m Deeper Than You.”

#5 The Detective

“I’m an Enneagram 5 and I Read an Article About That.”

#6 The Oracle

“I’m an Enneagram 6 and I’m Loyal as Fuck.”

#7 The Party

“I’m an Enneagram 7 so This MAY BE Vodka IN MY OWN Mug.”

#8 The Dragon

“I’m an Enneagram 8 thus Nice Try, Bitch.”

#9 The Wallflower

“I’m an Enneagram 9 thus Let’s Simply All RELAX, Dude.”

A robust tool for self-discovery (that doesn’t take itself too seriously), Millenneagram is an invitation for introspection and growth. Hannah’s revamped Enneagram will go beyond simply determining with a sort: it offers us permission to become our truest, enough-as-is, bad-ass selves.

Supplemental enhancement PDF accompanies the audiobook.