Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails Audiobook (Free)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR FILM FROM 20TH Hundred years FOX

Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a solid case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.

My brother and I want for wedding times for our cousin’s wedding.

We’ve been informed by the bride-to-be that bringing times is “necessary” so we “won’t harass most of my close friends all night” and “stay under control.” Rather than talk to some fringe ladies in our lives to look about Mike and Dave Require Wedding Schedules: And one thousand Cocktails and encounter the inevitable ‘will this mean he really wants to take it to another level?!’ questions, we’d rather provide complete strangers and body it out…

We’re both in our 20s, one, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, want to party, totally house qualified…love our mother, have seen Love Actually many times…fresh, emotional, sensitive, but nonetheless bad young boys.…You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or among our uncles might grope you.

Dave and Mike Stangle idea nothing of it when they boozily decided to consider the “activity partners” portion of Craigslist to solicit schedules with their cousin’s wedding. The amusing, out-of-this-world ad that they emerged up with-featuring an image of both brothers as centaurs-immediately proceeded to go viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the history from the “Internet famous.”

In Mike and Dave Require Wedding Times, the Stangle brothers bring their brand, off-color humor to from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a woman on the front lawn…before their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms using their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and lastly to breaking up a midget club fight (you must shoo them away). Using the amazing comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored credibility of Tucker Utmost, Mike and Dave demand there’s nothing wrong with just viewing where life takes you.