Mean Girls: A Novel Audiobook (Free)

A deluxe retelling from the cult basic film filled with tons of original bonus content material.

It gave us phrases like “That’s so fetch,” and “You can’t sit with us!” It made October 3 a nationwide holiday, and influenced teen girls all over the place to wear pink on Wednesdays. You know the storyplot — or perform you?

Cady Heron was raised homeschooled in Africa with scientist parents as her teachers, monkeys as her classmates, and the African plains as her playground. But when her family goes to the suburbs of Illinois, she discovers herself a stranger within a unusual land: senior high school.

Without prior research to steer her, Cady’s forced to figure out North Shore High all on her own. Suddenly she discovers herself sucked into Girl World as a new member of the social top notch dubbed “The Plastics.” Cady discovers that unlike the wild, Girl World doesn’t have any rules — especially when you maybe, possibly, okay definitely, have a huge crush on the ruthless leader’s ex-boyfriend. Works out, life in senior high school might be even more brutal when compared to a showdown over the Savannah.