March to the Sea Audiobook (Free)

Prince Roger MacClintock, Tertiary Heir towards the Throne of Man, was a spoiled rotten, arrogant, whiny, thoroughly useless young pain in the butt. But that was before an assassination attempt marooned the Royal Brat and his bodyguards on the planet Marduk, and before that they had to march half method around the planet, through 120-level warmth and five-hour rainstorms in jungles filled with damnbeasts, capetoads, killerpillars, and atul-grak, not forgetting hostile peoples, to make their way back to port.

Under the ideal circumstances, even the most spoiled brat can grow up fast, and it turns out that, under his petulant exterior, Prince Roger is a true MacClintock, a scion from the warrior dynasty that created the Empire of Man. Today both Prince and bodyguards are driven to get each other off the planet alive. Of course, the planet provides other ideas.