Love, Sincerely Yours Audiobook (Free)

Dear Mister. . no, too formal.

Hey there lovely cheeks. . . no, too forward.

*Clears neck*

To whom it may concern,

Total disclosure; before we progress with this email, I’d like it to become known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcohol consumption to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two photos, and one beer–because it had been free.

I think it’s important to be open and honest together with your co-workers, not?

So right here I am, getting open and honest. about Like, Sincerely Yours Drunk but honest. Or simply drunk with lust? You decide.

I’ve a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you if you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist? An egomaniac. An insensitive, arrogant prick. But what they don’t really know is your bark is even worse than your bite. Which bite doesn’t scare me. The fact is, I’d love that bite of yours to nip within my uncovered pores and skin while we’re both putting on nothing but bed sheets.

For once I want you to look at me as several of your workers.

And as long as we’re getting honest, that dark blue fit you wear? With the sharp white shirt? It really makes me want to release your tie and show you exactly who’s manager.

Love,

Sincerely,

Yours