Lacks Self-Control: True Stories I Waited Until My Parents Died To Tell Audiobook (Free)

If David Sedaris, Chelsea Handler, Larry David, and Caitlin Moran had the unlikeliest orgy in history, the resulting love child might one day write a publication like this rollicking assortment of true stories from Roy Sekoff, the founding editor from the Huffington Post. Whether he’s describing a teenage pilgrimage to a Situations Square porn superstore, life-changing encounters with high colonics and psychic readings, an ill-fated try to make off with a cells made up of Oprah’s tears, or that point Chevy Chase grabbed his balls at a funeral, Sekoff can be a lively, irreverent raconteur whose razor-sharp observations wring laughs out of the ludicrous-yet-relatable life.