Jingo: (Discworld Novel 21) Audiobook (Free)

‘Neighbours… hah. People’d live for a long time side by side, nodding at one another amicably on the way to function, and then some trivial matter would happen and somebody would be using a backyard fork removed from their ear.’

Throughout history, almost always there is been a perfectly good reason to start out a war. Never more so if it’s over a ‘proper’ little bit of older rock in the middle of nowhere. It really is in the end every citizen’s to carry arms to defend what they consider to become their own. Actually if it isn’t. And in such pressing conditions, you really shouldn’t let small details just like the lack of an military or indeed the amount of money to finance one get in the way of a righteous fight with all the attendant great things about out-and-out nationalism…