It’s Not Me, It’s You!: Impossible perfectionist, 27, seeks very very very tidy woman Audiobook (Free)

A control freak looks for love (ladies who leave wet teaspoons in glucose bowls need not apply).

‘I haven’t woken up with a cup of tea by the bed for seven years. It seems such a little factor but it’s one of a thousand stuff I miss about having someone around to deal with me. I have spent my entire adult life obtaining things the way I’d like them and all I want now is someone to provide it all up for.’ Jon Richardson

Is your processing faultless? Your CDs, apostrophes, cutlery all about It’s Not Me, It’s You!: Impossible perfectionist, 27, seeks very very very tidy female in the proper places? Can you eat a biscuit in the right way? Then Jon Richardson (solitary for seven years and counting) could possibly be your ideal guy…

Living alone in a one bedroom flat in Swindon, 27 calendar year old Jon has had far too much time on his hands to think. Actually to obsess. About almost anything. Jon’s obssessive compulsive personality disorder has noticed him arrange the coins in his pouches in ascending size and color code his bookshelves. It requires him less than 90 seconds to locate a receipt for a set of shoes and boots he bought in 1997. To the submitting cabinet and R for receipts, S for shoes.

But Jon doesn’t want to be like this, actually he would quite like to talk about his existence with someone. But who could that somebody be? Someone like himself, a quarrelsome perfectionist only with chest and less body hair? Absolutely not. But who precisely is Jon searching for and where will he find her? Faced with a loveless long term filled up with his personal peculiar quirks and perfectionism, Jon sets about his seek out THE MAIN ONE. The question is normally, will he mind her keeping the knives left of the forks in the cutlery drawer or organising the CDs by genre and not alphabetically?