If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?: A Parody for Adults Audiobook (Free)

Before each goes the Fuck to Sleep, they have to Shut the Fuck Up

If you provide a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the issue at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who’ll do whatever it takes for a moment’s tranquility. What really happens when you give in to your child’s tantrums? The events that adhere to this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who’ve been now there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive story for fresh parents, IN THE EVENT THAT YOU Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for each family library collection. Just keep it at the top shelf.