Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas that Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious Audiobook (Free) | AudioBooksLoft

Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas that Will Make You Look Ridiculous and Feel Pretentious Audiobook (Free)

Summary:

A wickedly funny, full-color, illustrated sendup from the trendy lifestyle publication GOOP.

What’s Glop?

Glop is a business and a internet site. But Glop is also a sense. It’s about choosing the right expensive organic eyesight cream that will make you match seamlessly in to the top tiers of high society and sits next to Bono at a 42-training course seitan tasting supper held in a sex dungeon deep under the North Pole. Glop is approximately being conscious towards the tiny information on our lives-what to eat, where to buy your about Glop: Nontoxic, Expensive Ideas that may Make You Appear Ridiculous and Experience Pretentious cashmere yoga exercises jeans, which juice cleanse will remove the many mercury poisons from both the body and your cashmere yoga pants. Glop is about you.

Within this scathingly humorous parody, Gabrielle Moss skewers the vanity, elitism, and silliness of the approach to life website everyone loves to hate. Listed below are preferred recipes, detoxes, activities, cleanses, beauty guidelines, juice cleanses, vacation destinations, and an array of hands creams that will open your third eye-plus lots of superstar namedropping and more.

Glop includes from the silly to sublime-make-at-home stem cell moisturizing repair masques, weekend colonics, restorative yoga exercise poses (for when Sting is mad in you about this issue you did), as well as the freshest bone fragments for your bone tissue broth. Here, as well, are G’s important tips on parenthood, relationships, work and finances, interesting, food (well, probably not food), spirituality, beauty, fashion, home, gifts, kids, and more. Nothing in Glop is certainly sacred-except for a couple Indian cows you can’t afford.