Gil’s All Fright Diner Audiobook (Free)

Bloodier than Fried Green Tomato vegetables!

Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Welcome to Gil’s All Night Diner, where zombie attacks certainly are a regular incident so you never know what may be lurking in the freezer .

Duke and Earl are simply passing through Rockwood state within their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for an instant bite to eat. They aren’t likely to stay around-until Loretta, the eatery’s owner, gives them $100 to deal with her zombie problem. Given that Duke is a about Gil’s All Fright Diner werewolf and Earl’s a vampire, this looks correct up their alley.

However the shambling dead are just the tip of a particularly spiky iceberg. Seems someone’s away to operate a vehicle Loretta from your Diner, and willing to raise just a little Hell on Earth if that’s what must be done. Before Duke and Earl get to the bottom of the Diner’s problems, they’ll come across such otherworldly problems as undead cattle, an amorous ghost, a jailbait sorceress, as well as the terrifying occult power of pig-latin. And maybe–just maybe–the End of the Globe, too.

Gory, sexy, and flat-out hilarious, Gil’s All Fright Diner will tickle your funnybone–before ripping it away of its outlet!