Divine and Dateless Audiobook (Free)

Good girls go to Heaven. Poor girls go all the way .

What can be worse than electrocuting yourself whilst getting set for your web date? Realizing the popular stud you’ve been fondling may be the Grim Reaper? Being chased by a sex-crazed bloated, naked corpse? How about an eternity of more poor hair times and horrific dates? Or lusting following the one man in every the afterlife whose hydrophobia competitors his concern with commitment? Yeah, that is clearly a whole lot worse.

Contains mature themes.