David Mitchell: Back Story Audiobook (Free)

David Mitchell, who you might know for his improper anger on every Television panel present except Never Brain the Buzzcocks, his appearance of permanent discomfort on C4 sex comedy Peep Present, his online commenter-baiting in The Observer or just for wearing a stick-on moustache in That Mitchell and Webb Appearance, has written a publication about his lifestyle.

As well as giving a specific account of each single time he’s scored some smack, this disgusting memoir also details:

• the singular, pitbull- about David Mitchell: Back again Story infested attraction from the FRP (‘Flat Roofed Pub’)

• the curious French habit of injecting everyone in the arse rather than the arm

• why, by enough time he got to Cambridge, he really, really needed a glass or two

• the pain of being denied a child years birthday party at McDonalds

• the fulfillment of composing jokes about suicide

• how doing quite a lot of travelling London supports his sciatica

• seeking to pretend he isn’t a total **** at Robert Webb’s wedding

• that he has fallen in like at LOT, but rarely carried out anything about it

• why it might be even worse to bump into Michael Palin than Hitler on christmas

• that he’s not David Mitchell the novelist. Despite what David Miliband might think