Dark Arts and a Daiquiri Audiobook (Free)

When I found myself facing straight down the scariest black-magic felon in the town, practically daring him to abduct me, I had to wonder just how I ended up here.

It all began while i accidentally landed a job being a bartender-but not at a bar. At a guild, populated by mages, sorcerers, alchemists, witches, and psychics. Positive thing this lame-o human being is adaptable, correct?

Then my favorite guild members-three sexy, powerful, and intermittently charming mages-asked for my help. Did they want usage of my encyclopedic understanding of cocktails? Oh no. They wished to cover me up in a pretty ribbon and plunk me in the crosshairs of the murderous rogue to lure him out of hiding.

So that’s what we should did. So in retrospect I’m here. About to end up being kidnapped. Oh, and our grand arrange for safely capturing said murderous rogue? Yeah, that totally fell apart about two a few minutes ago. Why do I consent to this again?