Dad Is Fat Audiobook (Free)

Jim Gaffigan never imagined he would have his own children.

Though he was raised in a large Irish-Catholic family, Jim was content with the nomadic, nocturnal life of the standup comedian, and was content to be ‘that weird uncle who lives in an apartment by himself in New York that everyone in the family speculates about.’ But everything transformed when he wedded and discovered his wife, Jeannie ‘is somebody who gets pregnant taking a look at infants.’

Five kids later, the comedian whose riffs about everything about Dad Is Fat from Hot Pockets to Jesus possess scored millions of hits about YouTube, started to tweet on the subject of the mistakes and victories of his life like a dad. Those tweets struck such a chord that he shortly transferred the million supporters mark. But it turns out 140 personas are not enough to express all the joys and horrors of lifestyle with five kids, so hes’ right now sharing it all in Dad Is Fat.

From new parents to empty nesters to Jim’s twenty-something fans, everyone will recognize their loved ones in these hilarious assumes from cousins (‘celebrities for little kids’) to growing up inside a big family (‘I always assumed my father had six children so he could have an adequate yard crew’) to changing diapers in the middle of the night time (‘like The Hurt Locker but much more dangerous’) to bedtime (aka ‘Negotiating with Terrorists’).

Dad is Body fat is sharply observed, explosively crazy, and a cry for help from a guy that has realized he and his wife are outnumbered within their own home.