Babyhood Audiobook (Free)

I’ll become totally honest. This is not the type of audiobook that can help you. It isn’t a “how-to,” a “when-to,” or a “what-to-expect.” It isn’t even endorsed by anyone remotely linked to the medical profession. (Although a cousin of mine who markets carpeting to doctors’ offices not merely found out it “insightful” and “informative,” but felt that, “if properly vacuumed, it should last an eternity.”)

“An excellent endorsement,” you state. “But if about Babyhood I have only 1 audiobook to get, shouldn’t I go for the helpful one?”

Let’s compare:

Those “know-it-all” books tell you how to possess a happy, healthy pregnancy. My book mentions a squirrel.

Those books tell you how to look after a new baby child. My book describes how exhausted I am.

Those books give you essential information you can use within a life-threatening emergency. My reserve has some very amusing anecdotes about poop.

Therefore really, it’s your decision.

If you want to prepare yourself and well-informed, I understand. But if you appreciate hearing what “pterodactyl” and “uterus” in the same reserve, you’ve arrive to the proper place.