Astro-Nuts Audiobook (Free)

Laser-sharp zingers and out-of-this-world puns pile up at an astronomical pace with this no gravitas sci-fi spoof from the writer of Witches Be Crazy.

By no means meddle with unidentified spying objects .

The year is: The Future. Mars and Globe are like that divorced few who don’t exactly like each other but possess at least ended fighting in public. Floating somewhere in between them, amid all the garbage and Gene Roddenberry’s ashes, a transport vessel known as the SS Jefferson is definitely homeward about Astro-Nuts destined. Its crew may have even managed to get on time for once, too…

Captain Cox is no stranger to encountering the odd pickle in space, but when a tantalizingly derelict ship crosses paths using the Jefferson, he unwittingly parks in the center of a NASA-ty interplanetary squabble. Faced with a marauding Martian and a squad of snobby secret realtors, Cox and staff embark on a mad scramble across the solar program, to save lots of themselves from either murder-via-space rifle of imprisonment in the notorious Guantanamo Docking Bay. Maybe they’ll also get around to coping with the natural weapon that unintentionally wound up in their fridge, too.

Sign up for Logan J. Hunder (Witches end up being Crazy) in this riotously funny send-up of spaceships and space exploration. Discover experience, love, reduction, gain, losing that which was obtained, gaining a few of it back again, and all the different methods the SPACE Treaty could be violated.