Assholes Finish First Audiobook (Free)

The very best gift for the dudes and bros in your daily life: the fratire NY Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Potential.

What now ? after you write a #1 bestselling reserve about your drunken, intimate misadventures which makes you wealthy and popular? Celebrate by getting ultimately more drunk and having insane levels of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling reserve on your own hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous tales of poor about Assholes Finish First decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Ale In Hell still left off, after that proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how females react to confidence, video game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the blend? You get answers to the hard questions you’ve never considered asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? How about two midgets?

• What does it do to a guy to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?

• At what quantity of virgins will deflowering them stop being fun and begin feeling just like a job?

• Whenever a gal you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her behalf body, what’s the appropriate response?

The answers are inside, these are absurd and amusing, and they’re the product of one man’s experiences:

His name can be Tucker Potential, and he’s still an asshole.