Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags Audiobook (Free)

Within this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the globe in to the angels who direct us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life span out of us; as well as the douche bags who continuously annoy, disgust and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake chest and real heart, Collins stocks her unconventional trip from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada to Tinseltown L.A. Upon this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her method through seventy-two imaginary close friends, multiple fiances, eight canines, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned lifestyle lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the energy of laughter, anything is usually possible-and many people are manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and maintain all the douche hand bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is unique, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.