A Pair of Nuts on the Throne Audiobook (Free)

Ahh, the Aged Kingdom!

Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Have a dip with mighty ocean serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beverage* with the dwarves.

For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom may be the ideal destination for the next holiday**

Success is optional, and highly unlikely.

*Similarity to actual ale not guaranteed.

**Travel insurance unavailable.

***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.

A set of Nuts for the Throne is publication three in the Robot vs Dragons trilogy. To maximise your enjoyment, this description is totally devoid of spoilers, or certainly, useful information of any sort.****

****Trust me, if you have read the initial two books guess what happens you are getting, and in the event that you haven’t you’re on the wrong product page.