Become a Modern Artist – The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth Audiobook (Free)

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‘I think you are simply kidding.’

‘No, I actually am not. Honest, such a job does really can be found!’

‘All right, show me what it that job.’

‘Simple, just turn into a Contemporary Artist and start earning thousands.’

‘That sounds crazy! Anyhow, how do you become a contemporary artist?’

‘Good, I thought you’ll never ask that issue. Now let me enlighten you on how best to become a modern artist, and what great artwork is all about. Just take a seat on this artistic stone chair and listen thoroughly. Watching out for all those razor-sharp nails for the cushion.’