Quit Your Pitchin’ Audiobook (Free)

What’s wrong with my butt?

She means those phrases to be directed toward the girl beside her, not him. But he can’t stop himself from responding to. Not really when her ass is the most wonderful thing he’s observed in his life.

Apparently, answering her with ‘not really a damn thing’ wasn’t what she was expecting. She likely wasn’t anticipating the baseball she required to the facial skin at his following at bat, either.

All it takes is 1 ill-fated bad ball, and George Hoffman, Lumberjacks center fielder, falls mind over heels deeply in love with Wrigley Field-and yes, that is her real name.

From that time forward, George and Wrigley fall into a fast whirlwind love that ends with them eloping to Vegas. And he has his potty-mouth, titty-bar-owning, pain in the ass grandmother to thank for it.Not really that he’s complaining or anything. Who wouldn’t desire to be wedded to a female that made his heart competition like he was in the final video game of the World Series?

The just problem is wanting to convince her of this.

Contains mature themes.