The Claws of Santa Audiobook (Free)

It’s going to be a blue Xmas for Iris Wildthyme. Her best friend, Panda, can be lost with time and space and the just festive cheer she will get is at the bottom of a glass. If that wasn’t enough, this year’s number 1 toy is wanting to eliminate her!

From a futuristic planet-sized shopping mall to the frozen wastes of the North Pole, the search for Panda qualified prospects Iris to a fiendish storyline that threatens to damage Christmas for the whole multiverse. With only a jobsworth security droid to help, Iris transforms to the main one man who are able to save the growing season of goodwill – Saint Nick himself. There’s just one snag; Santa Claus is a broken man…

With psychotic elves, exploding shoplifters and more tinsel than you are able to shake a bottle of Babycham at, this is likely to be the Mother of all Christmases – and you’re all invited!