Three Trials Audiobook (Free)

So, I’ve checked off some existence goals and added several new ones to my list.

Goal #5: Escape hell’s tummy without making my ungrateful charges die.

Goal #6: Get a fresh name that’s more badass.

Goal #7: End wasting my breath on lectures and start frustrating the quad hell squad every time they annoy me. Battle fire with open fire. Ha! Another hell pun.

Goal 8: Get away who the hell killed me.

I’ll add even more. I don’t wish to overwhelm myself before I actually finish examining off my outdated goals. But significantly, I really do need a more badass name, taking into consideration how much I have to keep conserving my damsels in stress. I probably shouldn’t call them damsels, because they’re just a little murderous and everything. Maybe I should add viewing a hell-certified psychologist to my list of goals.

Contains mature themes.