Daddy, Stop Talking!: And Other Things My Kids Want But Won’t Be Getting Audiobook (Free)

The comedian, actor, television web host, podcast king, and New York Times bestselling writer of President Me, Not Taco Bell Material, and In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks now lays down regulations within the plight of the modern parent.

Parents, do you often believe if your kids needed to grow up the way you did-without iPads, 70-inches flatscreen Televisions, American Young lady dolls, and wifi in the climate controlled minivan-that they might really be better off? Do you feel underappreciated or disregarded? Perform you about Daddy, End Talking!: And OTHER ACTIVITIES My Kids Wish But WILL NOT BE Getting get worried you’re increasing a couple of spoiled softies who will never learn how to perform anything themselves-because you need to do everything to them? If you responded yes to these questions, you need Daddy, Stop Speaking.

Adam rips parenthood a new one, telling it straight in what adults must do if they don’t want to support their kids forever. Using his personal crappy childhood as a cautionary story, and touting the pitfalls of the type of helicopter parenting therefore pervasive today, Daddy, Quit Talking may be the only parenting reserve you should ever examine. Here, too, is normally sage guidance to Adam’s very own kids-and to upcoming parents-on what matters most: dating; taking in and medicines; buying your first home and car; puberty; and the type of assholes his children (and yours) should avoid becoming. Actually if his own son and girl pretty much disregard everything he says, you shouldn’t. And you’re welcome. Again.