Clear Water Audiobook (Free)

Match Patrick Cleary: party youngster, loser, and spaz. Patrick’s been trying frantically to transform himself, and the results have been so magnificent, they’ve almost wiped out him. Match Wes “Whiskey” Keenan: he’s a field biologist wanting to know if it’s time to stay down. When the worst day time of Patrick’s existence ends with Whiskey conserving it, Patrick and Whiskey find themselves sharing company and an impossibly little berth for the world’s tackiest houseboat.

Patrick must get his life together-and Whiskey wants to help-but Patrick is not entirely convinced it’s doable. He’s confident he’s a freak of nature. But Whiskey, who works together with actual freaks of nature, feels all Patrick requirements is a little help to start to see the total beauty inside his spastic self, and Whiskey is focused on volunteering. Between anomalous frogs, a homicidal ex-boyfriend, and Patrick’s personal hangups, Whiskey’s have to all of his tolerance and Patrick’s have to for the best of himself before both of these men ever observe clear water.