Mr. Funny Pants Audiobook (Free)

I was within my wit’s end. I’d had enough of this job, this lifestyle, and my romantic relationship had broken up. MUST I consume chocolate, or go to India, or fall in love? Then I got a revelation: Why not do all three, for the reason that order? Therefore it was which i embarked on the journey that was segmented into three parts and was after that made into a major motion picture. Later, I woke through to an airplane using a hole in my face and a really bad hangover. I was ushered brusquely off the airplane by my parents who got me to a about Mr. Crazy Pants rehab where I tested positive for coke, traditional coke, particular k (the drug), Unique K (the cereal), mushrooms, pepperoni, and Restless Calf Syndrome. It was there that I first started painting with my foot. But rewind…the year was 1914. I used to be just a young German soldier providing in the trenches while simultaneously trying to destroy an bad band with some help from an elf, a troll, and a huge sorcerer, all while food preparation every recipe out of a Julia Child cookbook. What I’m trying to say is that there is a secret code hidden in a painting and I was looking for it with this gal who had a tattoo of a dragon! Let me clarify, it had been the 1930s and a bunch of us were migrating out of Oklahoma, and I used to be this teenage wizard/CIA operative, alright? And, um then I floated off into the meta-verse like a ball of unseen energy that got no outer advantage… Ugh, okay. non-e of this holds true. I’m just kind of a normal guy from New Jersey who shifted to New York, got into comedy, wrote this reserve about trying to write this book, and then moved to Alaska, became the mayor of a little city, spent $30,000 on underwear, and today I’m going to rule the globe!!!