Fruit: A novel about a boy and his nipples Audiobook (Free)

What do you get when you cross the Virgin Mary with Brooke Shields, put in a trash-talking beauty queen wannabe and throw in several talking nipples? Probably one of the most laugh-out-loud books you’ll read all calendar year.

Peter Paddington is 13, overweight, the main topic of his classmates’ ridicule, as well as the sufferer of way too many bad movie-of-the-week storylines. When Peter’s nipples begin speaking to him one day and inform him of their diabolical plan to expose his key desires to the world, Peter finds himself cornered in a global that appears to have no tolerance for difference.

Peter’s only solace is “The Bedtime Movies” – perfect-world fantasies that lull him to sleep every night. But when the lines between Peter’s fantasy world and his actuality begin to blur, no one is safe from your depths of Peter’s imagination – especially Peter himself.