Slouch Witch Audiobook (Free)

Let’s get a very important factor straight-Ivy Wilde isn’t a heroine. Actually, she’s most likely the last witch in the globe who you’d call if you needed a magical assisting hand, no matter her actual skills. If it were down to Ivy, she’d spend all day every day on her couch, where she could view TV, munch processed foods, and speak to her feline familiar to her heart’s content.

However, whenever a bureaucratic disaster ends up with Ivy simply because the victim of a case of mistaken identity, she’s yanked extremely unwillingly into Arcane Branch, the investigative division from the Hallowed Purchase of Magical Enlightenment. Her complications are quadrupled when a valuable object is stolen right from beneath the Order’s noses. It doesn’t precisely help that she’s been magically bound to Adeptus Exemptus Raphael Wintertime. He might have got piercing sapphire eye and a body which a cover model would be proud of but, so far as Ivy’s worried, he’s a strolling advert for the joyless perils of an excessive amount of witch-work. And if he makes her go to the gym once again, she’s bound to turn him right into a frog.