Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse Audiobook (Free)

It’s not easy being a parent these days. There are expenses to pay. Kids to give food to. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.

There are many guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Most of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that situation, the only living humans left will end up being smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That’s hell on earth, even without the zombies.

Only Dead on the Inside may be the answer for the rest of us.

Written by on the subject of Only Dead inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four Adam Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Just Dead on the Inside mixes traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, combining two totally unrelated genres inside a book no-one asked for but everyone desires.

This step-by-step manual explains how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want to buy all, and that won’t change at the end of the world. There is no cause you can’t be a zombie killing machine AND mother or father of the entire year, however, you have to work for it.

If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead inside is your best–and only–chance at survival. No pressure, but unless you read this publication, your kids will die.

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